Saturday, September 29, 2012

Funny True Stories from India

These unusual, drole, sometimes strange, funny and thought-provoking stories have been collected by Will and Guy from the World Media and reflect the funny side of India.

    Lorry Drivers Made to Hop like Frogs india:

lorry drivers who are caught speeding in an Indian state are being punished by being made to hop like frogs. The Police, in the eastern Indian state of *Bihar, give out a humiliating punishment instead of taking the speedsters to court.
The most popular punishment, we have discovered, is "leapfrog" where speeding truck drivers have to sit on their haunches, hold their ears and hop for almost half a kilometre. Also the drivers are made to chant the name of the political leader they like most while they are being punished.
One policeman informed us that, 'If they remember their leader when they are being punished, it's like they are insulting them. If they have any sense, they won't commit the offence again.'

A herder feeds a buffalo its own milk before milking it on the outskirts of Amritsar, India..


Sit-ups Given as a Punishment in Balasore, India:
Indian police have apparently forced around 200 people caught watching pornography to do sit-ups in public to shame them and keep them away from theatres that illegally screen smutty movies Will and Guy have learned.
The Hindustan Times reported recently that police stopped the screening of a pornographic movie at a cinema in Balasore district in the eastern state of Orissa and made audience members; some as young as 17, to do 10 sit-ups each at a public square, watched by onlookers.
The police made the all-male group vow not to watch pornography again.
To make matters worse for the embarrassed teenagers who were caught, police called their parents to watch them doing sit-ups..

Indian 69-year-old Man Has 39 Wives and 160 People in His Family:


This is the strange but true story of 69-year-old Ziona Chan lives in the remote mountain village called Baktwang, in northeast India. He married his first wife at the age of 17; as time passed he married new wives continuously, now he has 39 wives, Will and Guy have discovered. He has fathered 86 children; and now he also has 35 grandchildren.
His youngest wife is only 31 years oldThe 160 members of his enormous family all live in a four-story purple building.
Their home has 22 bedrooms in the building; there 20 dormitory style beds in each bedroom. We have learned that his wives take it in turn to 'visit' his bedroom. The 14th wife informed us that her husband was fair to everyone.
TThe family often eats 25 kilograms of rice, 40 kg of potatoes and 5 kg lentils a day. They eat meat three times a week and this can mean they finish every time 30 chickens and probably a pig.
The whole family cooks and perform their duties together and from what we can establish are extremely happy. He told us, 'I am blessed,' and added, 'I consider myself a lucky man to be the husband of 39 women and head of the world's largest family.'

The World's Shortest Woman is Indian:


The world's shortest woman is Indian 18-year-old high school student named Heidegger. She is 0.628 meters tall, even shorter than the average height of 2-year-old.
Heidegger was excited to let it be known that she wishes to enter college earn after the completion of high school, and then Bollywood to become a movie star in the future.
Heidegger will be going on a trip to Japan and Italy, where she hopes to meet up with many otherworld record holders after she has obtained her Guinness World Records certificate.














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